ethiopia

Lalibela, Ethiopia

Chanting reverberates inside the deep tunnels that weave their way through the volcanic rock, growing louder and louder the further we walk and seemingly deeper we plunge into the maze of a highway built 30 feet below the surface. Popping out of the earth, we find ourselves surrounded by thousands of white-robed worshippers repeating chants, kissing the ground, and, naturally, staring at us. The rock they kiss is sacred, as it’s the closest many of them get to the church itself. Too small to fit the masses, too many rules for everyone to be allowed in, the rock outside becomes the church itself, made from the same ground, with nothing but sweat and a chisel used to sculpt out a church buried in the earth.

This is Lalibela

Created sometime in the 11th century, the monolithic churches of Lalibela are carved completely out of the earth. Unlike the Tigray churches that were carved into the rock, these churches were built by chiseling the rock and earth away, leaving only the church behind, much like Michelangelo chiseling the David from a giant slab of marble. How this was possible is beyond me, as many of the churches contain multiple rooms inside, with pillars and archways, along with windows carved into crosses and other shapes. Legend has is that only a hammer and chisel were used, which, 1000 years later, is difficult to fathom. What I found to be most authentic about the churches was that they were not perfect, and how could they be? Shapes of crosses were slightly uneven, pillars were sometimes top heavy, and lines not always perfectly straight. Imagine chiseling a 30 ft tall pillar and accidently going too deep, would you start over every time? There’d be no pillar left by the end! Add to that the fact that the churches are still very much in use today, with very little (local) thought of preservation or restoration aside from external weather covers and makeshift drainage systems.

While the minor flaws are noticeable when looking closely, taking in each church from outside, they are clearly spectacular works of art. Each of the 11 churches is connected by a series of underground tunnels. Only when you’re standing on the top of the hill do you realize that the roofs of all the churches are perfectly situated at ground level. All the holiness lies below the surface. The star of the show in terms of preservation and design is St. George, set off at a distance from the other churches. Inside there’s not much to look at, but the outside is perfectly carved into the shape of a cross, unfettered by the years of wear and tear due to an ingenious drainage system built onto the flat roof. From below, the church dominates the man-made crater it sits in, but from above, the cross-shaped roof is but one feature of the vast rolling hills that surround the town.

We were fortunate enough to arrive the afternoon before the festival of St. Michael. The following morning, we arose at dawn to join the worshippers as they gathered on the slopes in front of the church, and in a makeshift tent I assume was built as a shelter from the rain. Like some sort of tent revival, chanting and dancing emanated from the bright white tent, where priests and choirs performed song and dance while crosses were paraded in and out of the church itself. Every 15 minutes, decadently-dressed priests carrying a large cross would emerge from the tunnels, into the tent, then back into the earth and the church. More and more white-robes surrounded us as a more formal ceremony began. Our vantage point above the church gave us a bird’s eye view of not only the now-packed hillside, but of the church itself, as worshippers surrounded the walls, kissing the damp rock faces and peering through the windows.

I came to Ethiopia knowing of its deep Christian roots, and expected to feel some sense of familiarity with the practices and beliefs. What I experienced was altogether foreign in almost every way, from the long-distance worship of kneelers outside church gates, to Ark of the Covenant – centric church constructions, to the seemingly endless numbers of priests, to the almost cultural vs. spiritual practice of the religion itself.

I’d be remiss not to mention that, much like the rest of Ethiopia, while the sights of Lalibela are spectacular, everything that goes with it is, unfortunately, not. The city feels and looks like a shanty-town, with minimal paved roads (though much Chinese construction is happening), and very little of note outside a couple of nice hotel restaurants. Another unfortunate, but familiar tune, was the confusion of whose pockets all the money was residing. Each and every tourist pays $50USD to see the churches, which is a very significant amount of money by Ethiopian standards. Yet, aside from the decade-old UNESCO-built structures protecting the roof of the churches, it is unclear as to where that money is going. Certainly, the people of Lalibela are not seeing much.  

Below ground, in amongst the churches and the tunnels, is where time should be spent, where it’s possible to remove yourself from the world above, to bring yourself back in time, when the world from this view didn’t look all that much different than it does today. I found myself removed from reality towards the end of our visit, as we walked down a long, dark tunnel, meant to signify the passage from hell to heaven. Walking, eyes wide open, in pitch dark, feeling the sides and top of the tunnel for my bearings, I was walking with no sense of direction, no idea where the path might lead, and no way of knowing how to go back. As it always does, the path lead to light, where the slightest ray was enough to lead me out of the unknown and onto the next endeavor, this time in the form of an empty, 1000-year-old rock turned house of worship.

What’s next?

The Rock-Hewn Churches of Tigray

Finding our way out of Debark, our favorite (not) little town near the Simien Mountains, was an adventure in and of itself. The lodging suggested by our trusty (not) Lonely Planet was planning to do some early morning (read: 5am) painting, so we were told that transportation would be arranged to take us to the “new” hotel for a nice breakfast before we caught our bus. Fast forward to the morning, we found ourselves sitting on plastic chairs set up outside at a gas station as every tuk-tuk in town was in line to fill up, having walked halfway across town in the early-morning chill. The coffee never came, though thankfully our breakfast did. Others got the short end of the stick as they sat down 20 minutes later and proceeded to wait for 45 minutes while the cooks didn’t realize they needed to eat as well. Nothing like the sweet smell of gasoline and exhaust with breakfast. At least it kept us warm.

We caught our public bus up to Aksum, or at least most of the way there, from the somewhat mellow-by-Ethiopian-standards bus station. This time, I knew to load the bags ourselves, as anyone and their brother will pretend to be a bus worker, then demand money once your bag is safely on top. The 10-hour bus ride was absolutely beautiful, with much of the same scenery we saw during our trek in the Simien Mountains turning to desert formations, not unlike my home away from home for the past couple years, St. George, Utah. The mostly uneventful ride was your typical fare: crammed seating, a door that required prying open with a screwdriver, winding and precarious cliffside roads, multiple police stops, priests begging for our money, and tiny villages with adorable children that have unfortunately learned 3 English words: Hello, Money, and Pen. It struck me as odd that the brand-new roads built by the Chinese seemed to have very little traffic on them throughout the 10-hour journey. I was also suspicious that the roads would face the same fate as the national park, as it was clear very little maintenance was being done, or planned to be done.

Arriving in Aksum, we were pleasantly surprised by the first town on our trip that exuded a slight bit of charm, with its cobblestone streets and more well-kept archaeological sites. We explored the millennia old stelae scattered through town, and walked outside the church that supposedly holds the original Ark of the Covenant. Many of Ethiopia’s official storylines and archeological history seem suspect at best, but who am I to argue.

Having struggled enough with arranging transportation and sightseeing on our own, we opted for a one-day tour that would take us on a little adventure pilgrimage. Throughout the Tigray region of Ethiopia, you can find hundreds of Christian churches and monasteries built into and on top of the large rock outcroppings that make up the landscape. Some are fairly easy to reach, others require some rock climbing and nerves. Our tour was meant to take us to 3 of the most extreme, with one being carved into the most precarious of rock faces, and the other two perched atop a mountain with sweeping views across the land.

Naturally, the second we let our guard down, assuming an organized tour would take the stress away from our sightseeing, Ethiopia sensed weakness and capitalized.

After making our first stop at the ancient site of Yeha, which predated Christianity in the region, then stopping for lunch (and attempting to be charged double), we made our way to the first hike at nearly 2pm. For a tour that promised we’d visit 3 churches and be back by 7pm, I wasn’t seeing a way for us to complete the itinerary and also make the 3-hour drive back, but no mind. We made our way towards Abuna Yemata Guh up the side of the cliff, barefoot rock climbing (with the help of rope and some scouts) using the grips that had been dugout into the sandstone by centuries of church-goers making their way up to the top. After some more scrambling, we arrived at the final passage, a narrow strip of flat rock hugging the cliff on one side, with a 200-meter drop on the other. We made the precarious passage, arriving at the small wooden door of a church completely carved into the rock. Inside, centuries old paintings adorned the walls and ceilings. Being used to restored and well-kept paintings in European churches, it was somewhat novel and refreshing to see such old paintings that were in no way restored or really well-kept, they simply existed, just as they have for hundreds of years, atop this outcropping of rock that not only is impossible to see from afar, but also quite the feat to reach, involving a hike, a climb, and nerves of steel. What’s your excuse for not making it to church on Sunday??

After politely denying the priest’s demand for more money than we gave him, we made our way down the cliffside and onto the next hike…or so we thought. The driver informed us that we’d be going back now, the tour was over. Seeing as how the itinerary had two churches left to see on it, the tour was most definitely not over, and our group saw to it that we’d see these churches we paid to see. How we finally came to an agreement in that van is a story best told over a beer or two, but suffice to say, we made it to the remaining churches, attempted tour scam be damned. Along the way, up the steep mountain, we were treated to the most immaculate sunset over a Monument Valley-like scene. Oranges and reds and yellows reflected off the distant rainstorms as the silhouettes of desert formations stood majestically in every direction. We made it to the top at dusk, and with a little convincing, the priest opened the doors to the two churches perched atop the plateau. One was quite small, with open graves surrounding its tiny entrance door. The other, Maryam Korkor, was a true work of art. The church was quite large inside, though you’d never know seeing just the façade on the rock face. Giant pillars, all painted centuries ago, led to dust chandeliers that provided no light. It was a combination of holy and creepy as more open tombs lined the nave of the church. How this church came to be, so many hundreds of years ago, and how I came to be in it, with the supervision of a young guide and a priest, was perplexing to me as I stepped outside, back onto the plateau of a mountain that took an hour to hike up, surrounded by nothing but open desert and rock formations that no doubt contained more churches than I could count.

I was on cloud nine as we made our way down the mountain in the pitch dark, finding our way back to the car just in time before the torrential rains began to flood the roads and fog the windows as we braved the 3-hour journey home, ETA 11pm. While it was debatable whether we’d make it back safely through the storm, one thing was for sure:

Those churches would persevere.

The Simien Mountains, Ethiopia

Ethiopia’s north contains the de-facto tourist circuit for the major sights to be seen and experienced. Rather than start our tour of the country with a 2-day bus journey, we opted to fly to Gondar, an historical city that once contained the dwelling places of many a king, as evidenced by the remains of 17th century castles in the town center. Reading the guidebook, you might imagine an air of royalty still leftover, but there’s not. Aside from one delicious restaurant, and some very nice views outside of town (as is the case with many of Ethiopia’s high-altitude towns) there are few redeeming qualities of Gondar. It doesn’t look as though the money going into both the castles, and in particular the “beautiful” church outside of town is doing anything of value aside from lining corrupt officials’ pockets. Weeds are overgrown on the grounds, and buildings look several hundred years older than they actually are. Despite what the Lonely Planet may say, Gondar is not worth much time, nor are the sights worth the money.

Passing through Gondar though, is a small price to pay to get to the real prize, the Simien Mountains…almost. Unfortunately, you must also pass through Debark, where the national park office resides, along with a complete microcosm of Ethiopia’s systemic and cultural issues. Getting our park permits, arranging for lodging upon our return, and being introduced to our scout (non English-speaking bodyguard who shows you the way whilst brandishing his gun to any kids or creatures attempting to hassle us) was easy enough, all that was left was to get ourselves into the park, a twenty minute drive outside of town. Of course, the park office has no official transport to get solo trekkers to the entrance, but no matter, we could find a tuk-tuk to bring us there for a reasonable price, or so we thought. Upon leaving the park office, we were immediately bombarded by a large group of people telling us they would arrange our transportation for an absorbent about of money, a fairly standard scene in Africa, which we were plenty used to. Upon declining the offer however, we were berated for thinking we were allowed to take any other transportation, that theirs was the official transport and there were no other options. With each passing tuk tuk that stopped, the mob forcibly yelled at the drivers, undoubtedly threatening them if they dared pick us up. Even park office workers sheepishly pretended they couldn’t help us and scurried off, as the mob followed us wherever we went along the road. We finally had to cave if we wanted to get to the park that day, and of course were picked up in the “official” park vehicle, which was a shitty old Toyota truck with a ladder hanging out the back. Begrudgingly, we made our way to the park in the truck, where we were dropped off somewhat near where we wanted to go, after another argument with the driver.

A great start to a peaceful 3-day trek!

At long last out into the mountains, we enjoyed the cliffside trek amongst deep green forests, dramatic formations in the distance, Geladas and other baboons, and no mobs…for now. Our scout brought us to lookout points as we began to understand and communicate through grunting and pointing. Words are overrated, anyways. Our first camp was situated overlooking a deep valley, and sliding under the protection of the tent was a welcome respite from the day’s chaos. The stars shown brightly in the sky above as darkness fell, though the night brought with it more adventures as the bathrooms had clearly been neglected since the day they were installed by the Austrians a decade ago. Dodging landmines on your way to find a safe spot to relieve yourself isn’t the most fun…

Day 2 brought with it the good and the bad of Ethiopia. A short hike in the morning led to a spectacular waterfall viewpoint, and large rock formations continued to dot the horizon as we hiked up and along the lush green cliffs. We spotted deer and more Geladas, their bright red chests shining in the sunlight as they chased each other down the cliffs. Lobelia trees, which looked like a cross between a cactus and a Joshua tree, stood proudly along the rolling hills and along rushing creeks. Speaking of creeks, at one point we came upon a river that seemed to be flowing a bit higher than normal, with no rocks or footbridges to enable passage. It was here that we encountered the second Ethiopian mob, the mule mob. There they sat, waiting for you to pay them to walk 20 feet across the river atop their mule. At this point, I’d have enough of these tactics, and I set off up river to look for a better spot to cross. Our scout seemed to pick the most difficult and longest section to make the attempt, at which he failed when the water reached his thighs, all the while the mob was yelling who knows what. We waited for some time before another group caught up to us, their guide braving a path across the river, after which the mob began yelling and picking up rocks to throw at him for showing the way. Such a welcoming and friendly folk, those Ethiopians. We forded the river sans mule, and made our way towards the next camp, though the copious amounts of injera and lentils had finally caught up with us, making the next 2 hours quite uncomfortable on our stomachs, to say the least.

Our 2nd camp provided a panoramic view of the mountains surrounding, interrupted only by the heaps of trash, feces, and toilet paper throughout the camp. It looks as though an outside entity came in and set up all the necessary infrastructure for the national park, including camps, lodging, and facilities, then left it to its home country to be promptly looted, neglected, and abused. It looks this way because that’s exactly what happened. It’s quite sad, and slightly infuriating, to see. Scouts, guides, bus drivers, you name it, treat their beautiful country like a trash dump. Littering is second nature, even in the national park. I am unsure as to why nobody is telling this story of Ethiopia. The pictures you’ll see, in guidebooks and even in this blog, will be of a pristine looking country, there will be no mention of the neglect, the incessant confrontational actions of the people, or the general disregard of common courtesy, both to tourists and fellow countrymen alike. During my many bus rides, tuk-tuks, and car transport, I saw not less than half a dozen fights in the streets, ranging from teen angst to domestic violence. To tell the real story of Ethiopia is to mention both the eye-opening, and probably surprising to many, beauty of the place along with the generally unpleasant experiences that go with. Perhaps the fact that most every tourist is on some sort of guided tour, shielded from the reality of truly travelling through the country, contributes to the lack of the full story.

The 3rd day, now with stomach issues in full swing, was undoubtedly the most beautiful. We hiked to the Imet Gogo viewpoint, the rocks jutting out into the vast, green expanse below, 360-degree views of cliffsides, rivers, canyons, and forests. We sat in peace as we cliff-hopped to viewpoint after viewpoint, doing our best to outrun the incoming fog, the chasing children, and screaming geladas. The riverside camp brought with it a much needed foot-bath, dinner served in our tent, and a milky-way sky that no stomach ache or screaming Ethiopian could distract from. After an attempt by a local cook to provide half the meals we paid for and another attempt by the same cook to pretend like he lost an item I let him borrow, along with witnessing a 30 person almost-brawl outside the unofficial truck we were being smuggled back into town on, we finally escaped the most beautiful nature Ethiopia has to offer, though we were nowhere near the end of the mishaps we’d encounter on the trip.

Ah, Ethiopia. A beautiful place to see, but a rough place to be…

Ethiopian Eats

Following the Safari adventure in Tanzania, our itinerary took an unexpected turn north, as we found ourselves in Addis Ababa, Ethiopia, primed for 2 weeks of tracing humanity’s origins, marveling at churches carved completely out of the earth, and, most importantly, eating.

Back in my working days, I often travelled to Atlanta where, almost every week, I’d find myself at a local Ethiopian restaurant, enjoying a collection of mystery mush and spongy pancakes. Little did I know, soon I’d be able to identify what exactly I was enjoying so much. The food is not for the faint hearted, as even the vegetarian dishes can do a number on the waistline, but it sure is delicious. Sampler platters became the dish of choice, where curries and mushes of all sorts and colors populated our plates, and injera replaced silverware. Chickpeas, lentils, lamb, goat, greens, and cabbages became shiro, beyaynetu, key wot, tibs, and gomen. Our go-to was “fasting food,” a meatless array of curries and greens that left our stomachs more than full with every sitting. Apparently, the meaning of “fasting” has been lost in translation a bit. Not to be outdone by the food, Ethiopian drinks hold their own as well. Honey wine, or Tej, can be found at most establishments, often times homemade. The mead-like drink is quite strong, and served in a beaker of hefty proportions (as usual). It goes down smooth, however, balancing out the post-meal heavy stomach with a light head for the walk home.

The star of the show, however, is the coffee. Supposedly the birthplace of the drink, Ethiopia does coffee just right – slow and strong, with some pomp and circumstance attached. An Ethiopian coffee ceremony involves taking a seat on tiny chairs amidst loose grass spread across the floor, while the woman (always the woman) of the household roasts raw coffee beans over coals. As the beans roast, every participant is given a whiff of the almost-ready beans before they are ground in the mokecha and placed into the serving pot for boiling. As if the smell of fresh-roasted coffee was not intoxicating enough, frankincense is burned as well, a delightfully woodsy-floral aroma filling the air. At last, the coffee is ready, poured into tiny cups for enjoyment, almost always served in threes, as is customary for most Ethiopian practices, representing the Holy Trinity. Often times, the tena’adam herb is served on the coffee, providing a slight herbal note. The coffee is strong, the build-up is worthwhile, and the experience one to take home. We were fortunate enough to be invited into a local’s home for the ceremony, enjoying hours of conversation as we watched the preparation and sampled some of the ubiquitous local narcotic, khat leaves. One sitting of khat was enough for us, but the coffee continued to roast and flow throughout the trip.

We left the small shack filled with caffeine and ready to continue our journey north towards the natural landmarks and historical sights of Ethiopia. While we continued to gorge on the food and indulge in the coffee, the hospitality experienced in Addis Ababa would unfortunately be more or less the last we’d see for the rest of our time in the country, but more on that later…